As if the excessive quantity of sugar and carbs in pop-tarts wasn't bad enough, they've now come up with this:
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Limited edition pop tarts, each having its own Christmas/Winter themed image. It looks innocent enough from the outside of the box, but when I opened the package, I could hardly believe the horror my eyes beheld. First, we have the gingerbread man:
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Limited edition pop tarts, each having its own Christmas/Winter themed image. It looks innocent enough from the outside of the box, but when I opened the package, I could hardly believe the horror my eyes beheld. First, we have the gingerbread man:
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Do you see it? His left eye has been gouged out. And when I go on to my second pop-tart, we find out how...
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The evil undead snowman(look at his face carefully and you will see how closely it resembles that of a skull) has removed the gingerbread man's eye from its socket with the handle of his broom. And do you see the decapitated head he's holding under his left arm?
Absolutely atrocious.
Absolutely atrocious.
2 comments:
Hahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should be like "ooh gross" but now I want to taste gingerbread pop-tarts!
:P
These two were the best of the box... the rest have been fairly nondescript thus far. ^_^
Olivia
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